Harley man, God, and Women (Englische sprache)

Subject: Harley Ride
>
> A man was riding his Harley along a California beach when suddenly the
> sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said,
> 'Because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant
> you one wish.'
>
> The biker pulled over and said, 'Build a bridge to Hawaii' so I can ride
> over anytime I want.'
>
> The Lord said, 'Your request is materialistic, think of the enormous
> Challenges for that kind of undertaking; the supports required reaching
> the bottom of the Pacific and the concrete and steel it would take! It
> will nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it is
> hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little
> more time and think of something that could possibly help mankind.'
>
> The biker thought about it for a long time. Finally, he said, 'Lord, I
> wish that I and all men could understand women; I want to know how she
> feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the silent
> treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says nothing's wrong,
> why she snaps and complains when I try to help, and how I can make a
> woman truly happy.'
>
> The Lord replied, 'You want two lanes or four on that bridge?